I Wasn't Hiding my Hate for Lakers Fans from the World, I was Hiding the World from my Hate for Lakers Fans
Let me start this off by saying: Y’all are some of the most annoying fans in the world! The ONLY fans more annoying than Lakers fans are MAGA fans. That’s my opinion, but y’all are nationally ranked top 5 for sure.
Top 5
MAGA
Lakers
Cowboys
Texas A&M
Aggressive parents with mediocre kids
At this point, you may be thinking to yourself, “Who are you? You’re not qualified to write about professional sports and basketball and whatnot.” Sure, I mostly enjoy sports at the collegiate level because I think they play with more heart, and yes, I only watched 3 games of the NBA Playoffs and didn’t even bother to watch the Finals. BUT. I’m a big fan of the sports, HUGE (don’t pronounce the H).
Even though I have massive amounts of sports related knowledge and such, I’m also very dedicated to research, facts, science, and the like. That being said, my main beef with Lakers fans is y’all are removed from reality. I’m not making this up, below are scientific facts from a very credible source.
83% of die hard Lakers fans don’t even live in LA, they just wish they did (or have 2 aunts that live in a 50 mile radius of the actual city and there was a family reunion hosted there in ‘95 so now they feel like they can put HTX/LA in their Instagram bio)
10 out of 10 Lakers fans are die hard Kobe fans
12 out of 10 Kobe fans hate Lebron
15 out of 10 Kobe fans have a nonsensical reasons for hating Lebron, like: “he’s not that good.” *side-eye emoji*
C’MON.
Who would take any of you seriously? Lebron James is the best player in the league, and if you can agree with that, you already have more sense than any die hard Lakers fan. That’s not very hard, but congratulations anyway.
Keeping that in mind, it baffles me to see so many Lakers fans saying things like “we don’t want Lebron fans/no ban wagon fans allowed.” Who in their right mind would be against having more logical people on their side? Make it make sense my babies.
Aside from all that though, LEBRON FANS AREN’T TRYING TO BE LAKERS FANS. We are fans of Lebron. Wherever he goes, we go. He could sign with the North Korean Missiles tomorrow, and guess which 3 games I’m watching next year? The three where Lebron is playing against a team with players who are not as good as Lebron.
So, don’t start feeling yourself too much. Y’all are like the addition of Jay Z on this Beyonce tour. Nobody is going to see Jay Z, we want to see the Queen. You know who the queen is in this scenario.
Bye ashy.
